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Michele Bugliaro
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 Posté le: 21-Mar-03 11:58:41 Sujet du message: Conneries à propos des Macs |
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Voilà des conneries que j'ai collectionné... J'ai éliminé les sources, pour des raisons de privacy.
Ah, you have a Mac? Oh poor you...the Mac can't connect to the Internet. Goodbye.
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There's no software for Mac.
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The Mac gets infected by virii through the screen.
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There's not Linux for Mac.
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USB on the Mac is a modified version of the PC USB.
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The Mac is dead.
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The iMac is shit, it cannot be upgraded like any PCs.
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The G4 is slower than a Pentium4.
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A Pentium4 PC is much cheaper: for the price of a G4, you can get one super PC.
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Mac OS has less features than Windows.
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Mac OS crashes all the time.
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Mac OS has no parallel port.
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The Mac has no USB 2.0 support, Windows XP does.
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You cannot overclock a PowerPC, while you can always do it with a Pentium.
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PCs have reached 2 GHz, the Mac is stuck below 1GHz and is slower.
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You cannot build a Mac like you do with a PC.
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The Mac is overpriced.
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The iMac is a Microsoft's brand who bought Apple.
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Apple is doomed.
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On a Mac you cannot read PC files.
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The G4 has no CD-ROM drive nor diskette nor ZIP drive.
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A man to his kid at the Apple desk: "Where is the computer? It must be hidden under the monitor" - the geezer was actaully looking under the desk where the iMac was sat.
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Sales staff to me: "Oh, yeah, Apple Macs only have OS 9 on them".
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Apple have no chance of beating PCs, they are far too expensive and incompatible.
Windows ME is far superior to Mac OS, which constantly crashes on my friend's machine, I wouldn't buy a Mac if they dropped their price to £199.
People who write on Mac forums are nothing more than self centred idiots, who wouldn't know a good computer if it hit them.
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Congratulations Mac users on a new and completely pointless operating system. I just want to tell you how impressed I am that some people today can cling on to bygone operating systems like luddites why us Windows users are given the future of computing, Windows XP.
Friends my computer is as pretty as your and isn't beige. It is a beutiful new Windows box with a GeForce graphics card just like yours and it cost half the price. I have lovely software with it and it goes like a dream. My dealer even threw in a copy of Norton to protect me against viruses.
Talk about productivity! I have more software to choose from and my sytem is just great. And now I have seen Windows XP I know exactly where Apple stole their OS from.
Happy Computing
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As I asked my usual (PC) reseller to order an iMac DV600 Flower Power for me, he roughly asked: "Is it to decorate your office or to work?"
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Shortly, Macs & PCs will run under the same processor: the Pentium4.
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Ok, there's Windows...Ah yes, and also Macintosh (Mac OS) but this another thing and is of no use.
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Hem...No it's not possible, on the Mac you cannot replace a one button mouse with a two buttons one.
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No, (you can't connect that Sony camera to an iMac) but there's this great grey HP with an iLink card.
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Oh yes? Why? Look: they are expensive, have no power, no software. Anyway Apple is over,they are gonna close or being bought,I don't remember anymore. What I'm sure about, is that in 6 months there'll be no more Macs, so don't buy this. I'm telling this for you.
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The other day,I asked my network administrator to buy a lot of Titaniums to put an end to the system freezes of the PCs (3 - 4 times a day).
He answered: "A Ti.. what?"
I told him: "Yes, it's a Mac!"
He answered: "Oh this is not good, it stinks...". His assistant, in a Leonardo's style, added: "Yep the other, a Mac ha ha ha!".
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There's no software for Mac to write letters.
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The Mac is over, we cannot order more. They are a pain in the ass, anyway you won't find software.
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The Mac?? Bleah, I want to use Windows '98!
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Well, I've loved the Mac for nearly 20 years. Now it's time to say goodbye.
Mac Os X is a joke.... I'm selling my iMac SE (I may get £50 for it) and buying a Sony with the new Windows XP. Why? It's faster, it's smoother and to be honest the OS is much better than OS X. It's more intuitive. It's crap. I'll agree, but it's better than this rubbish Apple have released. Apparently there's an upgrade.... but have Apple bothered to tell me. after all the hassle of registering? No.
OS X is so clunky it reminds me of a tractor. The programmes take much longer to load than Windows, the menus stutter into view, I've just unzipped a file and it's disappeared into the ether. Mail spends more time disconnecting me than keeping me on line. It's truly awful. And this is from a man who was an ardent supporter.
Sell your shares, sell your Macs. The party's over.
Goodbye. I did love you, but.....things have changed.
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The PC is better than a Mac because, in case of blackouts, you can always extract the diskette.
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On the Mac, the only way to use an ADSL connection is via a router.
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Beyond some minor things, DOS is better than Mac OS.
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The Intel 486.has reached 133 MHz, while Motorola's only at 25 MHz.
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A PC could be faster than a Mac with a more powerful graphics card.
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On the Mac, you cannot read MS Office PC documents.
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A woman sold her new iMac after a few days 'coz there was no software for the Mac.
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The iMac 333MHz's RAM limit is 128 MB.
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Fair enough the iPod is selling but there is no real surprise. Apple could put the apple logo on a steaming pile of manure and sell it well to Mac users.
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No, I will not downgrade my computing "experience" by buying a Mac.
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For the moment, Apple does not offer a solution for big servers, so the war is between Windows and Linux.
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I regularly buy Applicando since a few months ago and I think it's interesting, but every time I've the same problem: I insert the CD and this is always empty. How?
I click on start, go to computer resources but cannot see the CD's D:
Nevertheless I've a Pentium4 256 ram and a 50X reader. I know some computer science but not this!
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The entire Windows operating system is written in Flash and HTML, which is why there is only one button called Start to simplify the code.
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Gribouille92
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| Posté le: 21-Mar-03 13:16:01 Sujet du message: |
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J'espère bien que ce sont des conneries !!!  
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Michele Bugliaro
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| Posté le: 21-Mar-03 14:53:49 Sujet du message: Merci |
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Et ce sonz des vraies scènes, vraiment dites... 
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| Posté le: 21-Mar-03 16:02:29 Sujet du message: |
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Alors, si je puis me permètre , si ce sont de vrais scènes, ce sont des Zobscènes.. 
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Michele Bugliaro
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| Posté le: 21-Mar-03 16:27:57 Sujet du message: Eh?? |
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Zobscènes? Pardon, je ne suis pas francophone et là je connais pas ce mot.
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| Posté le: 21-Mar-03 18:25:50 Sujet du message: |
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je suis curieux de voir comment Courbafond va s'en sortir ... Allez, Courbafond, il faut répondre aux questions sur le forum ! |
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courbafond
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| Posté le: 21-Mar-03 21:37:56 Sujet du message: |
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Hé Hé mr Gaspou, j'ai répondu mais par un message privé pour ne pas abrutir inutilement les MacAdsliens habitués avec des explications qui ne leurs sont pas nécessaires.
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bleck
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| Posté le: 22-Mar-03 01:30:53 Sujet du message: |
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Il y a plein de bonnes grosses naiseries, mais aussi quelques évidences comme :
"You cannot build a Mac like you do with a PC."
Quelle drôle d'idée de mélanger les deux. A moins d'être complètement shooté au Cuppertino, au point de ne plus voir la différence 
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| Posté le: 22-Mar-03 14:38:30 Sujet du message: |
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Incroyable mais vrai, je bosse dans une bîote "multimedia" et les Macuser sont constament rabaissé....Ce genre de remarques sont constantes ici bas   |
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Michele Bugliaro
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| Posté le: 22-Mar-03 14:51:15 Sujet du message: Xamolsis |
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Pourrais-tu en poster ici quelques unes, sans les sources?  
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| .....[ attends ]..........En fait c'est un peu du même style que les tiennes mais en Français.....Je verrais Lundi si je peut les titiller, je te les noterais par écrit |
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Michele Bugliaro
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| Posté le: 22-Mar-03 18:20:44 Sujet du message: Merci |
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Oui, merci bien. On va rigoler un peu.
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fredtravers
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| Posté le: 22-Mar-03 19:43:06 Sujet du message: |
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Avanti !
Ca se vends bien, le Mac par chez vous ?
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